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Friday June 24,
2016
Wally's Device Has Human Emotions
Tags artificial intelligence, ai, invention, human, humanity, misanthrope
Transcript
Dilbert: Is it true that you invented a device with human intelligence and human emotions? Wally: Yes. I'd give you a demo, but the device is depressed and wants to be left alone. Dilbert: It looks like a block of wood. Wally: I'm only trying to copy the human mind. There's no reason to over-engineer it. Dilbert: I can respect that.
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Thursday June 23,
2016
Block Of Wood Is In A Bad Mood
Tags ai, artificial intelligence, scam, gullible, emotions, deception
Transcript
CEO: I heard you invented a device with human intelligence and human emotions. Can I ask it a question? Wally: It's in a bad mood. It's not talking. CEO: Wow! It's just like people! Wally: You'd better leave before you make it cry.
Wednesday June 22,
2016
Human Intelligence
Tags ai, artificial intelligence, humans, arguing, human nature, intelligence, deception
Transcript
Wally: I started by giving the device human intelligence. Then I added human emotions. Now it answers every question by accusing you of having a secret agenda. Boss: Just like people!

