Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday June 18,
2016
Dilbert Doesn't Need Vacations
Tags vacation, work ethic, workload, time off
Transcript
Boss: Company policy says you have to take a vacation. Dilbert: I don't want one. I would be bored for a week and come back to all the work that piled up while I was gone. Boss: Nothing about you is normal. Dilbert: Thank you.
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Friday June 17,
2016
Needing Vacations
Thursday June 16,
2016
Dinner With A Social Justice Warrior
Tags sjw, internet, personality, political correctness, politically correct, flirting, insult, masculinity, technology, psychology
Transcript
Man: I'm a social justice warrior. That means I'm on our side. Do you want to go to dinner with me? Alice: No, thanks. I'm into men. Man: I am a man. Alice: Don't make me turn around and prove you wrong.

