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Wally The Thought Leader

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Wally The Thought Leader - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags title, leadership, work ethic, laziness, strategy, ruse

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Man: Wally, can you help me... Wally: Whoa! Stop right there. I'm a thought leader, not some wage slave. Man: What do thought leaders do? Wally: You're watching it.

When Wally Will Be Finished

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When Wally Will Be Finished - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags laziness, work ethic, soon, deadline, procrastination, standoff

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Woman: Can you get that done by Friday? Wally: I'll get back to you on that. Woman: When will you get back to me? Wally: Soon. Woman: How soon? Wally: I can do this all day.

Boss Figures Out A System

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Boss Figures Out A System - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags management, managing, problems, work, workload, solution, problem-solving

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Dilbert: I'm bored. Boss: Here's some more work. Alice: I'm overwhelmed with work. Boss: Here's some more work. Boss: Managing was hard until I figured out a system.