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Simplify The Slide

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Simplify The Slide - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags intelligence, insult, smart, dumb, powerpoint, guest artist, joel friday

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Boss: You need to simplify that slide. Dilbert: Did you understand it? Boss: Yes. Dilbert: Then why do you think smart people will be confused? Boss: I can't tell if that was an insult. Dilbert: Ask a smart person.

Duplicating Effort

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Duplicating Effort - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags management, productivity, absent mindedness, forgetful, duplicate

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Boss: Great update, Ted. Now let's hear what Dilbert did this week. Dilbert: I unnecessarily duplicated Ted's work because you forgot you asked bot of us to do the same task. Boss: And how about Alice? Alice: You're three for three.

Boss Uses His Gut

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Boss Uses His Gut - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags gut, instinct, decision, deciding, logic, stomach, mouth, guest artist, joel friday

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Boss: Your analysis does not conform to my preconceived notions. So my gut instinct is telling me that you are wrong. Dilbert: When your gut talks to you, what does it use for a mouth?