Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Sunday March 20,
2016
Tags technology, coding, code, control, efficiency, purpose, job, red tape, business
Transcript
Mordac: Step away from that open source code! Dilbert: Why? Mordac: Because I am Mordac, The Preventer of All Efficient Solutions in the Information Technology Realm. Dilbert: That isn't an actual job. Mordac: I was hoping it was. I lost the file with my job description. That was five years ago. I've been winging it since then. My parents taught me that I could be anything I wanted to be. And I wanted to be this. So don't use that code! Dilbert: Not even when you turn around?
Saturday March 19,
2016
Boss Is Victim Of Identity Thief
Tags identity theft, impostor, insult, investment, money, stealing, guest artist, josh shipley
Transcript
Boss: An identity thief stole my identity and opened a brokerage account. Dilbert: How did they know he was an impostor? Did he make a smart investment? Boss: That isn't funny. Wally: Did the impostor have a sense of humor?
Friday March 18,
2016
Dogbert Talks Past The Sale
Tags manipulation, negotiating, negotiation, psychology, guest artist, josh shipley
Transcript
Dogbert: Do you want to prepare and serve my favorite food to me now or in one minute? Dilbert: Why do you always that manipulative trick of making me think past the sale? Dogbert: Because it works? Dilbert: One minute! Not a second sooner!

