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Just A Guy In A Box

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Just A Guy In A Box - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags existentialism, existence, value, work, use, useful, change

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Dilbert: I like to think the work I'm doing here will change the world. Boss: Your project didn't get funded because Carol forgot to put a meeting on my calendar. Dilbert: There is, however, a non-zero chance that I"m just a guy sitting in a box.

Ted's Unicorn Startup

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Ted's Unicorn Startup - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags success, failure, gloating, start-up

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Dilbert: Too bad your overhauled unicorn start-up failed, Ted. Last week you were a billionaire, and today you're doing a two-hour commute to work in a box. Ted: What can I do to make this stop? Dilbert: Earn a billion dollars.

Bad Negotiator

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Bad Negotiator - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags temperature, disagreement, negotiation, compromise, thermostat

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Alice: It's freezing in here. Dilbert: I'm hot. Put on a sweater. Alice: Why am I the one who has to change? You should wear a sweater made of ice packs. Dilbert: It's time to admit I'm a bad negotiator.