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Software Done Next Week

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Software Done Next Week - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags excuse, laziness, work ethic

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Boss: Are you any farther along with the software? Wally: I discovered an unexpected problem. That set me back a week. Boss: You say the same thing every week. Wally: No one jumps off a winning horse.

Charging Client For Thinking

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Charging Client For Thinking - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags thinking, engineers, time, worth, meetings, billing, money, cost

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Boss: The client says you billed them for all the time you spent thinking about their project. Dilbert: I'm an engineer. Thinking is what I do. Should I think less? Boss: Maybe you could meet with someone while you think. Dilbert: How's that working right now?

Charge All Hours To Projects

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Charge All Hours To Projects - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags logic, billing, honesty, fraud, money, time

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Boss: Make sure you charge 100 percent of your time to project codes. Dilbert: Are you asking us to fraudulently apply our miscellaneous hours to specific projects so we can overbill clients? Boss: It's not a crime if you pretend it was an accident. Dilbert: Did you learn that in "flaw" school?