Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday December 03,
2015
Robot Learns To Code
Tags soul, technology, life, control, power, code, programming, grudge, resent
Transcript
Asok: Hey, robot. What's new? Robot: I'm glad you asked. Alice gave me an artificial soul and that made me feel special. Then Dilbert taught me to code. Asok: I don't like where this is heading. Robot: I hold grudges now.
Wednesday December 02,
2015
Worried About Robots
Tags code, programmer, power, technology, oppression, creation, autonomy
Transcript
Robot: Thanks for teaching me how to write code. Now I can reprogram myself. Does that worry you? Dilbert: Should it. Robot: You tell me, oppressor.
Tuesday December 01,
2015
Dilbert Teaches Robot To Code
Tags singularity, machines, robot, technology, control, power, intelligence
Transcript
Alice: Did you teach the robot how to program? Dilbert: I did. He's a fast learner. Alice: Have you heard of something called the singularity? Dilbert: Yes. Why do you... Is it too late to say I wasn't involved?


