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Thursday November 12,
2015
Boss's Charisma Inspires Wally
Tags technology, text, texting, distraction, shout, diversion, charm, excitement, cheer
Transcript
Boss: (types on his phone). Wally: Go team! Can you turn down your charisma? I can barely sit still over here.
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Wednesday November 11,
2015
Two Choices For A Project
Tags question, trick, choice, illusion, work, assignment, power
Transcript
Boss: Do you want the boring and awful project that is likely to succeed... or the fun project that is certain to fail and take your career with it? Dilbert: You came here to give both of them to me. Boss: Ha ha! You know me.
Tuesday November 10,
2015
Not Saving Enough For Retirement
Tags money, saving, retirement, bleak, despair, pessimist, old people, elderly
Transcript
Wally: Most people are not saving enough for retirement. So I see no reason to work hard and save money just so my retirement condo can be overrun by starving seniors. Too bleak? Alice: A little!

