Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday September 19,
2015
Haircut Illuminati
Tags secret society, organizations, illuminati, hair, hairstyles, haircut, barber, politics, politicians, success
Transcript
Dogbert: I became a member of the Hairdresser Illuminati. Dilbert: The what? Dogbert: It's a shadowy organization that controls the world by manipulating the hairstyles of political candidates. Boss: What is my barber doing here? Dogbert: That haircut will never become your next president.
Friday September 18,
2015
Boss Hoards Gold Unless Hungry
Tags gold, apocalypse, money, food, priorities, hunger, fool
Transcript
Boss: You'll be sorry when the world economy collapses. But I'll be okay because I hoarded gold at my house. Alice: On day two, you'll trade all of it for a sandwich. Boss: Only if I'm hungry.


