Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday July 30,
2015
Ceo Is On Nine Boards
Tags board, board member, power, bragging, focus, attention
Transcript
CEO: I am proud to say I serve as a board member for nine corporations. Dilbert; Your lack of focus shows disregard for your fiduciary responsibilities. CEO: Can someone fire this guy for me? I don't remember what company I'm at.
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Wednesday July 29,
2015
What Advice Is
Tags help, gratitude, misanthrope, misanthropic, misanthropy, advice
Transcript
Coworker: Want some advice? Dilbert: Why? Can your ignorance and poor communication skills solve my uncertainty? Coworker: You never know until you try. Dilbert: Sometimes you know!
Tuesday July 28,
2015
Hire Smarter People
Tags leadership, success, insult, power, compliment, backhanded compliment, ego, humility, humble
Transcript
CEO: The secret to my success is that I hire people who are smarter than me. And then I tell those smart people exactly what to do. It keeps you humble. Dilbert: Good, because all of this was starting to go to my head.

