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Sense Of Awe

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Sense Of Awe - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags management, executives, leader, leadership, overwork, work ethic, motivation

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Catbert: A good leader creates a sense of awe in employees. But I think you'll find it a lot faster to create a sense of "ow" instead. CEO: I need you to work all weekend again. Dilbert: Ow!

Manager Of The Year Award

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Manager Of The Year Award - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags attendance, manager, management, laissez faire, cause and effect, award, accolade

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Catbert: Employees voted you "Manager of the Year." As usual, this honor is going to the manager with the worst attendance. We're hoping it's more of a correlation than a causation thing.

Removing Obstacles

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Removing Obstacles - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags hinder, hinderance, obstacle, obstacles, management, managers, insult, zinger, zing

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Boss: My job is removing obstacles. Asok: When do you leave? Dilbert: I think he was going in a different direction.