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Going Double Digital

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Going Double Digital - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags attention, distraction, technology, watch, relationships, dating, smart phone, smart watch

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Tina: I broke up with my boyfriend because we went double-digital. I got used to sharing time with his phone, bu the hasn't made eye contact since he unboxed his Apple watch. Dilbert: Ooh. Weather. Tina: Did you hear anything I just said?

Double Standard

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Double Standard - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags language, women, men, curse, cursing, swearing, swear, yelling, fair, fairness, equality, double-standard

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Alice: There's a double-standard. Men can shout and curse and no one blinks. But if I say one stern word to someone, they call me "emotional." Dilbert: I've seen you make men cry during meetings. Alice: Only the wusses.

Advice Capture Device

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Advice Capture Device - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags deception, trick, invention, advice, silence, gullible, guile

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Dilbert: I invented headphones that will record all of your advice as you dispense it. This way it will be preserved for future generations. Wally: He thinks we can hear him? Dilbert: He also thinks it is recording.