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Hard Work Is Necessary For Success

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Hard Work Is Necessary For Success - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags work ethic, laziness, misunderstanding, motivation, hard work, advice, brainwash

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Wally: Remember, Asok, success requires hard work and sacrifice. Asok: Got it! I will work hard and sacrifice! Wally: I was going to say that's why you should avoid success. Who brainwashed you?

Attendance Strategy

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Attendance Strategy - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags work ethic, laziness, deception, attendance, advice, mentor, mentoring

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Wally: Ideally, you want to find a job that requires more attendance than work. And then you want to concoct an endless string of "reasons" you can't come to work. The ultimate goal is getting paid for being nothing but a concept. Asok: I bask in your wisdom.

Whistleblower Laws

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Whistleblower Laws - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags law, legal issues, lawyer, on the lam, whistleblower, technicality, loophole, legal

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Wally: I thought you were on the run from killing government agents. Dilbert: I only killed the bad ones. My lawyer says that's legal now under the whistleblower laws. [Earlier That Day] Dogbert: It was a tad aggressive, but I think you're fine.