Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday July 03,
2015
Dilbert Chooses Life
Tags off the grid, emergency, hiding, help, cell phone, service, connection, nature, allergy, reaction, decision, technology
Transcript
Dilbert: My hiding strategy of going off the grid was working until I ate that berry. If I call for help, the government will find me. If I don't I will die. I choose life! Phone: No service.
Thursday July 02,
2015
Dilbert Eats A Berry
Tags google, internet, off the grid, question, query, allergy, berry, reaction, swelling, anaphylaxis, technology
Transcript
Dilbert goes off the grid: minute three. Dilbert: I wish I could Google this berry before eating it. What's the worst that could happen? Wow. This is a very specific answer to my question.
Wednesday July 01,
2015
Dilbert Acts Like An Animal
Tags off the grid, bored, boredom, distraction, entertainment, animals, nature, stimulation
Transcript
Dilbert Goes Off The Grid. Dilbert: The boredom is giving me the shakes. Animals are never bored. I'll just do what animals do. Well, possum doesn't work


