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Friday April 10,
2015
Alice Has Foul Language
Tags offense, language, joke, jokes, human resources, complaint, business
Transcript
Boss: Tina complained that your foul language is creating a hostile work environment. Alice: That's ridiculous. Words are totally harmless. Tell Tina she can... [Ten Seconds Later. The boss is twitching] Okay, I see it now.
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Thursday April 09,
2015
Alice's Off Color Jokes
Tags joke, jokes, joking, assume, assumptions, offensive
Transcript
Tina: I'm uncomfortable with the off-color jokes I keep hearing in the engineering department. Boss: I'll talk to the guys and tell them to knock it off. Tina: Guys? Alice: Stop being babies. My jokes do not hurt your ears! Dilbert and Asok: It burns!
Wednesday April 08,
2015
Mansplaining The Network
Tags mansplainer, mansplaining, relations between the sexes, sexism, frustration
Transcript
Mansplaining. Man: Let me explain how our network is designed. Alice: I personally designed our network and I know far more about it than you ever will. Man: Do you know what a cloud is? Alice: It's where you'll be playing your harp in a minute.

