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Tall People And Men

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Tall People And Men - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags discrimination, frustration, money, retribution, revenge, salary, sexism, wages, women

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Alice: How can you justify paying me less than tall people and men!!! CEO: Duh. The reason is that you are not as tall and you don't have male body parts. Alice: Can I borrow your scissors?

Ceo Inflates His Own Head

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Ceo Inflates His Own Head - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags bonus, ceos, competition, executives, height, money, salary, wages

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Catbert: Now that our policy is to pay people based on height, your CEO salary is capped, too. CEO: That's what you think. Watch what happens when I hold my nose and close my mouth and blow. Catbert: Well, I guess it only needs to last until bonus season.

Tall People Earn More

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Tall People Earn More - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags anger, discrimination, fairness, height, money, salary, wages, women, tall people, short people, performance reviews, height accordingly, female workers

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CEO: Studies show that tall people earn more than shorter people. So instead of doing performance reviews this year, we'll just measure your height and pay accordingly. And, of course, Alice will earn ten percent less than the men. I think that's a law.