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Success Is About Who You Know

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Success Is About Who You Know - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags blame, blaming, success, who you know

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Wally: Success is all about who you know. I'm not successful, so apparently it doesn't help to know you. Dilbert: I"m sorry I let you down. Wally: It's as if you aren't even trying.

Takes Money To Make Money

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Takes Money To Make Money - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags asking questions, faith, idiom, idioms, money, questioning, sayings

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Boss: It takes money to make money. Dilbert: Then... where did the first money come from? Boss: God? Dilbert: Don't let him hear doubt in your voice.

What Phase Of The Project

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What Phase Of The Project - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags insult, insulting, project, questioning

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Boss: What phase is your project in? Dilbert: This is the phase where people ask stupid questions. Boss: How long does it last? Dilbert: It isn't looking good for today.