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Topping Our Of Category

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Topping Our Of Category - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags competition, hyperbole, lying, topping, sleepless, kung fu, divert asteroid, c=ollison, collision course

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Alice: I only slept three hours last night. Topper: That's nothing! I used kunk fu to divert an asteroid that was on a collision course with Earth. Alice: Topping needs to be in the same category! Topper: Only if you're bad at it! Hoo-ha!

Love Me For My Mind

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Love Me For My Mind - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dating, love, priorities, relationships, vanilla scented lotion, mind

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Woman: I want a guy who loves me for me, and not for the way I look... or the things I do. Dilbert: That doesn't leave me much to work with. Can I love you for your money and your vanilla-scented body lotion? Woman: You could love me for my mind. Dilbert: That might have worked two minutes ago.

Showering In Tube Clothes

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Showering In Tube Clothes - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags clothes, clothing, efficiency, engineers, laundry, nerd, tube clothes, shower, shower drain

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Dilbert: I discovered that I can wear my tube clothing in the shower! It's like doing laundry and taking a shower at the same time! I can add one more efficiency, but I'd need to replumb the shower drain. Tina: Please stop talking!!!