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Tube Clothing Or Rug

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Tube Clothing Or Rug - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags clothes, clothing, insult, nerd, nerds, style, tube clothes, invented style, reduce decisions, carpet, wrapped

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Dilbert: Tube clothes! I invented that style! Did it reduce the number of decisions you need to make every day? Man: I'm just a guy wrapped in a carpet. Dilbert: Oh, I thought you were like me. Man: I don't have to take these insults.

Marriage Is A Financial Contract

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Marriage Is A Financial Contract - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags contract, contracts, dating, marriage, money, romance, serious realtionship, marraige, financial contract, vendor, spouce, relationships

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Woman: I want to be in a serious relationship that can lead to marriage. Dilbert: Marriage is a financial contract. How much money do you have? Woman: All I have is me. Dilbert: So... more vendor than spouse?

Dating Is A B Testing

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Dating Is A B Testing - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags analysis, comparison, dating, first date, judging, a-b testing, click with, analytics, measuring, too many questions, relationships, science

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Woman: Have you been dating a lot? Dilbert: I call it A-B testing. I go on dates and then compare the analytics to see who I click with most.Woman: What exactly are you measuring? Dilbert: Asks too many questions.