Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday January 01,
2015
Tube Clothing At The Bar
Tags clothing, dating, jobs, low standards, tube clothes, values substance, employment, relationships
Transcript
Dilbert: I noticed you eyeing my tube clothes. You're thinking I am a man who values substance over style and it turns you on. Woman: No, I'm thinking I'll date anything that has a job. Dilbert: I have one of those!
Wednesday December 31,
2014
Dilbert Does Online Dating
Tags dating, internet dating, low standards, online dating, triple threat, six feet tall, hair, height, job, business, relationships
Transcript
Dilbert: I got 9,752 responses on this dating site and I haven't even completed my profile. All I said is that I'm six feet tall, I have hair and a job. Meanwhile, everywhere: Women: Hair... height... job! Triple threat!
Tuesday December 30,
2014
Dilbert Reduces Decisions
Tags attractive, clothes, clothing, dating, deciding, decisions, eliminates decisons, fine tuning, system, tube clothes, relationships
Transcript
Dilbert: I only wear tube clothes now because it reduces my number of daily decisions. Tina: You mean decisions such as... where to go on a date? Because I don't see that coming up. Dilbert: I'm still fine-tuning the system.


