Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday December 11,
2014
Wally Uses Misdirection
Tags anger, criticism, work ethic, misguided, whip to death, intestines, nap time, elaborate cruelty
Transcript
Wally: I would love to help you, Alice, but Dilbert says everything you are doing is misguided. Alice: What? I will whip him to death with his own intestines! Wally: Can you either do that quietly or wait until after my nap time?
Wednesday December 10,
2014
Wally's Air Bag
Tags air bags, laziness, work ethic, underpants, accidental asignments, system, offcie, work, employees, business
Transcript
Wally: I added air bags to my underpants to avoid accidental assignments. Boss: Hey, Wally, I need you to... BAM! Maybe I'll ask someone else. Wally: The system works!
Tuesday December 09,
2014
Carol Juggles Work Plus Family
Tags family, happiness, work, juggle work, fighting porcupines, salt mine, job, secretary, business, psychology
Transcript
Dilbert: I don't know how you juggle work plus a family. Carol: Spending time with my family is like fighting porcupines in a salt mine. I come here just to get away from them. Dilbert: So... you like your job? Carol: No, but at least I can go home to get away from it.


