Dilbert.com by Scott Adams

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags analogies, creativity, haters, ideas, trapped ideas, attract haters, zombies to fish syicks, analogy, great ideas

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Dilbert: My best ideas are trapped in my head. Whenever I voice my ideas, I attract haters like zombies to fish sticks. Wally: IS that analogy one of your great ideas? Dilbert: I don't like the way you asked that.

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Tags anxiety, bad advice, projects, work load, freaking out, tackle, unpleasant tasks first, wrong order

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Dilbert: I have too many projects. I'm freaking out. Boss: Experts say you should tackle the most unpleasant tasks first, so you have a feeling of accomplishment and control. Dilbert: Now I have too many projects and some extra anxiety that I'm doing them in the wrong order. Boss: Off you go.

Leadership

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Leadership - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags boss, leadership, opinion, leader, perception, idiot leader, decision

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Boss: I need your opinion before I make a decision. Dilbert: Studies show that if you ask for my opinion, I will no longer perceive you as a leader. Boss: And if I do not ask for your opinion? Dilbert: I would perceive you as an idiot and a leader.