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Tags boredom, non-fiction, ghostwrite, leadership advice, sounds boring, read, secretary, request

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Boss: Tina, I want you to ghostwrite a book of my leadership advice. Tina: Do you plan to read it? Boss: NO, it sounds boring.

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Tags create itself, execute, executives, obliviousness, strategy, succeed, meeting, emplyees, discussion, business

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CEO: We can only succeed if we execute. Wally: How is that different from saying we can only succeed if we succeed. CEO: There's also the strategy. Wally: Does the strategy create itself?

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Tags discrimination, women, simple interface, ruby on rails, someone else mother, sexist imbecile

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Boss: The interface needs to be so simple your mother could use it. Dilbert: My mother taught herself Ruby On Rails over a weekend. Boss: Then imagine someone else's mother. Dilbert: Can I imagine a sexist imbecile?