Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday August 07,
2014
Tags boredom, non-fiction, ghostwrite, leadership advice, sounds boring, read, secretary, request
Transcript
Boss: Tina, I want you to ghostwrite a book of my leadership advice. Tina: Do you plan to read it? Boss: NO, it sounds boring.
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Wednesday August 06,
2014
Tags create itself, execute, executives, obliviousness, strategy, succeed, meeting, emplyees, discussion, business
Transcript
CEO: We can only succeed if we execute. Wally: How is that different from saying we can only succeed if we succeed. CEO: There's also the strategy. Wally: Does the strategy create itself?
Tuesday August 05,
2014
Tags discrimination, women, simple interface, ruby on rails, someone else mother, sexist imbecile
Transcript
Boss: The interface needs to be so simple your mother could use it. Dilbert: My mother taught herself Ruby On Rails over a weekend. Boss: Then imagine someone else's mother. Dilbert: Can I imagine a sexist imbecile?

