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Tags alcoholic beverages, retreat, officers, company slogan, new slogan, stop spitting, alcohol involved

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Boss: Our officers came up with a new company slogan after two weeks at a retreat. The new slogan is "Shtop spitting ahn me when you talk!" We believe alcohol was involved.

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Tags celestial bodies, managers & supervisors, black hole, management style, dangerous, importnat emails, employee named ted, business

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Catbert: Your management style has caused a black hole to form. Boss: Is it dangerous? Catbert: No to us. It only absorbs important emails from employees. And en employee named Ted, apparently.

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Tags interviews, job interview, spare time, questions, visit orphanges, back rubs, babies, practiced question

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JOB INTERVIEW Boss: So... what do you like to do in your spare time? Interviewee: Um... I visit orphanages and give back rubs to babies. Boss: Maybe you should have practiced for that question. Interviewee: And I bike there because I'm so green.