Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Sunday June 08,
2014
Tags criminals, office workers, work ethic, cesspool, horrible office conditions, better choices, career criminal
Transcript
Dilbert: What's your son doing here? Coworker: Today is 'Bring Your Kid To The Cesspool Day." The idea is to show kids how horrible it is to work in an office. That way, they can make better choices and avoid a life like ours. Dilbert: Just out of curiosity, who told you this is "Bring Your Kid To The Cesspool Day?" Coworker: Wally. Oh. Child: I've decided to become a career criminal. Dilbert: Good luck with all of that.
Saturday June 07,
2014
Tags business people, engineers, skunks, spray perfumr, marketing, engineer, resist killing, terrific job, business, engineering
Transcript
INTRODUCTIONS Coworker: My name is Alan, and my job in Marketing is to spray perfume on skunks. Dilbert: I'm Dilbert. My job as an engineer is to resist killing Alan. Coworker: You're doing a terrific job. Dilbert: Stop spraying me with perfume! Introductions
Friday June 06,
2014
Tags apathy, managers & supervisors, buried alive, burlap bag, starving rats, fix everything, business
Transcript
Boss: So... how's your job going? Dilbert: It's like being buried alive in a burlap bag full of starving rats. Boss: And I'm back to not caring. Dilbert: How long will it take you to fix everything?

