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Tags customer survey, flying car, idiots, new software, people who buy, survey, cafe, coffee cup

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Dilbert: I have the results of our customer survey. The new software feature they want most is "Flying car" Boss: Did you survey any people who aren't idiots? Dilbert: No, I only surveyed people who buy from us.

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Tags gadgets, wearable tech prodcuts, looking cool, feeling cool, hit clubs, early adopter problem

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Boss: We're having an early adopter problem with our wearable tech products. CEO: No one wants to go first? Boss: I wish we had that problem. Dilbert: I wonder if we look as cool as we feel. Wally: Let's hit the clubs and find out.

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Tags live under bridge, subordinates, troll dna, mother issues, therapy, therapist, shrink, patient, couch, pad and pen, medical, psychology

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None of my subordinates are supportive. I don't know why. Perhaps they're sensing that you have troll DNA. Um... What? Did your mom ever live under a bridge?