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Tags anger, reports, cycnical, accurate worldview, upset people, angry guy, confident in worldview

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Boss: I'm getting reports that you're being cynical. Dilbert: It's called an accurate worldview. You should try it sometime. Boss: If it's accurate, why are people upset? Dilbert: Said the angry guy to the one who isn't.

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Tags ignorance (knowledge), idiots, agree, talking to idiots

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Alice: I was just talking to some idiots. They agree with you on every topic. Boss: What is your point? Alice: That's exactly what they would say!

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Tags work ethic, brain wash, company profits, more imprtant, employers engagement, 12 hour days, work for money

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Catbert: I'm going to brainwash you to believe company profits are more important than your health. It's called "employee engagement," and it will make you work 12-hour days while thinking you enjoy every minute of it. Dilbert: Can I just work for money? Catbert: Why are you being a jerk about this?