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Tags competition (psychology), pride, a-b testing, traffic to site, most effective search terms, wingless skunk, junkyard sbnack, planned injury, topper

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Coworker: I did A-B testing and found the search terms that bring the most people to our site. The most effective search terms are "wingless skunk," "junkyard snack," and "planned injury." Topper: Well, duh! You could have just asked me. Topper

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Tags competition (psychology), mobile (cell) phones, money, tiny screen, enormous phone, expensive, paid mortgage, phone with tiny screen

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Topper: I see you have a phone with a tiny screen. That must be embarrassing compared to my enormous phone. Dilbert: Is it expensive? Topper: It paid off my mortgage by mining Bitcoins. Topper

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Tags internet & world wide web, work ethic, telecommuting, exhausting, dumb founded

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Dilbert: I thought you were telecommuting this week. Wally: It was too exhausting. Dilbert: I have no follow-up questions.