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Tags ignorance (knowledge), obstinacy, studies show, offering customers, problem, prevent success, many otions, hinderance

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Dilbert: Studies show that offering customers too many options can prevent them from buying. Boss: Studies?? That doesn't sound like a real thing. Dilbert: I don't know what to do now. Boss: Maybe that's the problem.

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Tags frustration, work ethic, drink lots of coffee, disrespect authority, reading my goals, before signing, accomplish stuff, feels good

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Boss: For some reason, your written goals for last year were "Drink lots of coffee" and "Disrespect authority." Wally: Maybe next year your goal should be something about reading my goals before you sign them. Accomplishing stuff feels good. You should try it.

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Tags cruelty, frustration, achieved golas, secret goals, set for you, failed to achieve, anger, exact situation

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Dilbert: I'm happy to report that I achieved every goal you set for me last year. Boss: But you failed to achieve the secret goals I set for you. Dilbert: Why would you have secret goals for me?!! Boss: For this exact situation.