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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags anger, honesty, criticize bahavior, monkey on crack, moron

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Boss: Criticize the behavior, not the person. The email you sent to everyone looks as if it had been written by a monkey on crack. Just to be clear, you are terrific, but everything you do is exactly what a moron would do.

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Tags managers & supervisors, public speaking, heros journey, power point, pointed haired monster, business

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Boss: Experts say you should format your presentation like a "Hero's Journey." Presentation: Eventually, the plucky engineer finished his PowerPoint slides despite interference from a pointy-haired monster. Boss: Experts never warn you about that part.

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Tags television news, act like idiots, mirror, details in mirror

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Dogbert: In today's news, people all over the world continued to act like idiots. Most of the time it didn't turn out well. For details, look in your mirror.