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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags public speaking, telephones, public address button, calls, talking to doctor, talking dirty, practice

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Carol: You keep pressing the public address button on your phone when you make calls. We can't tell if you're talking to your doctor or you're really, really bad at talking dirty to your wife. Boss: I use one to practice the other.

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Tags annoyance, friendship, internet & world wide web, facebook, freinds, post things, inconvienient, relationships

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Wally: I want to use Facebook to waste time at work, but I don't have any friends. Do you mind if I friend you? Dilbert: Sure. You'll be my only friend. Wally: Will you post things for me to look at. Dilbert: Wow. Friends are totally inconvenient.

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Tags internet & world wide web, managers & supervisors, work ethic, facebook, work, home, unpaid work, business

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Boss: You're not allowed to use Facebook at work. Alice: Fine. I'll use it at home tonight instead of doing the three hours of unpaid work I was planning to do. Boss: I"m calling that a win.