Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday December 04,
2013
Tags fraternization, honesty, weekend, blanket, couch, bad tv, gym sock with hallitosis, smell
Transcript
Wally: How was your weekend? Alice: I wrapped myself in a blanket and stayed on the couch watching bad TV shows until I smelled like a gym sock with halitosis. Wally: I like how she makes me feel.
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Tuesday December 03,
2013
Tags frustration, money, takes money, makes money
Transcript
Boss: IT takes money to make money. Dilbert: Where did the first money come from? Wally: I'm pretty sure it takes money to waste money, too Boss: Please stop talking!
Monday December 02,
2013
Tags complaining, obliviousness, thinking, perspectives, benefits, thought diveristy, all idiots
Transcript
Boss: I hired people who have different perspectives so we could enjoy the benefits of thought diversity. But they disagree with everything I say, so I have to assume they're all idiots. Am I right? Catbert: Totally.

