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Tags discussion, thinking, brain storming, ignore studies, hatred, agreed

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Boss: Who wants to go first with the brainstorming? Dilbert: I suggest we ignore all of the studies that say brainstorming doesn't work. Boss: Now I hate you a little extra. Dilbert: Because I agreed with your plan?

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Tags etiquette & ethics, napkin, hankerchief, dinner manners, crone teaches, table manners

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Etiquette Training Crone: The napkin goes in your lap. HONK It's not a handkerchief. Dilbert: It sort of is. Alice: HONK

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Tags eating & drinking, engineers, etiquette & ethics, crone, etiquette class, fork, teach things

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Boss: I hired a desiccated crone to teach an etiquette class to you engineering heathens. She'll help you stop eating your business lunches like kidnap victims. Crone: When do you use this fork? Alice: When I'm too lazy to make a shiv?