Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday October 26,
2013
Tags conversation, ignorance (knowledge), futurists, know how, create entire universe, brown bag lunches, slurp
Transcript
Alice: Futurists say that someday humans will have the know-how to create an entire universe. Boss: Where would they put it? Alice: We should do these brown bag lunches less often.
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Friday October 25,
2013
Tags fear, inventions, machinery, squeaky chair, cushion, posessed, robot leaks
Transcript
Robot: My chair is squeaky. How do I fix that? squeak squeak Alice: Die! And now your chair is oiled. Robot: Mostly the cushion.
Thursday October 24,
2013
Tags cruelty, inventions, joking, meat bags, robot, capability, humor, learn humor
Transcript
Robot: Hey, meat-bags! I'm here to take your jobs! Ha ha! Not really. I won't have that capability for two or three years. Dilbert: When did you learn humor? Robot: Humor? I was going for cruelty.

