Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday October 23,
2013
Tags engineers, vacations, work ethic, unlimited vacation policy, 200 days off, double productivity, no way to measure
Transcript
Wally: I'm planning to take advantage of our new unlimited vacation policy. I'll be gone for two hundred days in the coming year. And I guarantee I will still double my productivity compared to the prior year. Boss: There's no way to measure productivity for engineers. Wally: Good to know.
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Tuesday October 22,
2013
Tags choosing, stress, vacations, unlimited vacation days, torpedo career, source of stress, set up, manipulate
Transcript
Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources Catbert: We're jumping on the fad of giving employees unlimited vacation days. The only gating factor will be the knowledge that taking any time off whatsoever will torpedo your career. Alice: So... now our vacations will be a source of stress? Catbert: Only as much as you want. It's totally up to you.
Monday October 21,
2013
Tags big business, deception, trolls, annual budget, mystery, meeting, monsters, office, conference table, horns, business
Transcript
Boss: I'd like you to meet the two trolls who create our annual budget. Dilbert: Why do we need two of them? Troll: Because it's hard to reach into your own... Boss: Whoa! It's better to keep some mystery.

