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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags friendship, introvert, drained, human vibe, bird, furniture, robots, animals, relationships

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Wally: You claim to be an introvert and yet you never seem to be drained when you talk to me. Dilbert: That's because you don't put off a human vibe. I experience you in the same way I experience birds, furniture, and robots. Wally: You totally get me. Dilbert: Don't talk.

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Tags distress, introvert, draining energy, sick, work, medical

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Coworker: Are you okay? You don't look well. Dilbert: I'm an introvert. Being near you is draining the energy from my body. Coworker: I'm not sure how to take that. Dilbert: I can't feel my legs!

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Tags complaining, demand solutions, layer of management, managers & supervisors, solutions not complaints, business

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Boss: Bring me solutions, not complaints. Dilbert: Okay. Let's abolish the layer of management that does nothing but demand solutions. Boss: Now you're just being a jerk. Dilbert: Is that a complaint?