Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday October 11,
2013
Tags friendship, introvert, drained, human vibe, bird, furniture, robots, animals, relationships
Transcript
Wally: You claim to be an introvert and yet you never seem to be drained when you talk to me. Dilbert: That's because you don't put off a human vibe. I experience you in the same way I experience birds, furniture, and robots. Wally: You totally get me. Dilbert: Don't talk.
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Thursday October 10,
2013
Wednesday October 09,
2013
Tags complaining, demand solutions, layer of management, managers & supervisors, solutions not complaints, business
Transcript
Boss: Bring me solutions, not complaints. Dilbert: Okay. Let's abolish the layer of management that does nothing but demand solutions. Boss: Now you're just being a jerk. Dilbert: Is that a complaint?

