Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday September 14,
2013
Tags family, right to asylum, surveillance, execute dilbert, treason, top secret data, graves, shovel, backyard
Transcript
NSA Agent: Your son is a traitor who stole top-secret data from his own government. We'd like you to talk him into leaving the Elbonian embassy so we can execute him for treason.
Friday September 13,
2013
Tags correspondence, rodents, dilbert seeks asylum at elbonia's embassy, embassy, peanut, squirrel, secret message
Transcript
Dilbert seeks asylum at Elbonia's embassy Elbonian: We don't have a lot of fancy technology in our embassy. If you want to send a message to the outside world, carve it on a peanut and give it to a squirrel. Dilbert: The squirrel would eat the peanut. Elbonian: Wow! You do not trust squirrels.
Thursday September 12,
2013
Tags civil disobedience, elbonian embassy, card table, asylum, embacile, clever
Transcript
Dilbert; I'm looking for the Elbonian embassy. Elbonian: You found it. It's just me and this card table. If you need asylum, pull up a chair. Dilbert: Has anyone ever called you and "embacile?" Elbonian: That's clever. I like it.


