Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday August 24,
2013
Tags computer programmers, international economic integration, unemployed, immortal, preventer of information, services, outsiurced, buzzkill
Transcript
Mordac: I am Mordac, the preventer of information services, and I am immortal! Dilbert: Actually, in a few years your function will be either distributed across existing organizations or outsourced. Mordac: Well, that was a total buzzkill.
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Friday August 23,
2013
Tags discussion, dress for the job, dress for the job you want, fault, guilt, more specific, naked, clothes, work
Transcript
Boss: When I said you should dress for the job you want, not the job you have... I shouldn't have needed to be more specific than that. Wally: You have a way of making everything sound like it's my fault.
Thursday August 22,
2013
Tags actors & actresses, contests, work ethic, academy award, convincing portrayl, dishonor, nominated
Transcript
Computer: Dear Wally, You have been nominated for an academy award... for your convincing portrayal of an employee who does actual work. Dilbert: Do you think you'll win? Wally: It's a dishonor just to be nominated.

