Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday June 28,
2013
Tags absent mindedness, interviews, unemployed, out of work, rising a bike, swivel, fall, chair
Transcript
Boss: I'm concerned because you've been out of work for such a long time. Interviewee: It's like riding a bicycle. Once you learn, you always know how. Boss: Are you okay? Interviewee: Did chairs always swivel?
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Thursday June 27,
2013
Tags deception, joking, natural leader, gulliable
Transcript
Wally: Studies show that you can identify a natural leader by the way he says the word "gullible." Boss: Gullible! Gullible! Gullible! Gullible! Gullible! Gullible! Wally: Sometimes I love my job.
Wednesday June 26,
2013
Tags allegiance, work has no meaning, sound disloyal
Transcript
Dilbert: My work has no meaning. I understand it's your job to fix that situation before I become disloyal. Boss: I think it's too late. You already sound disloyal. Dilbert: Really? That opens a lot of options. Boss: Let me know if there's anything else I can do.

