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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags frustration, obliviousness, sales personnel, software, third party library, new version, windows, engineering

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Dilbert: The software you sold us stopped working after a week. What's up with that? Salesman: We use a third-party library, and it isn't compatible with the new version of Windows. Dilbert: And...? Salesman: We appreciate your business?

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Tags frustration, hypocrisy, managers & supervisors, shut out, meetings, unsolvable, business

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Boss: Asok, I can't promote you because the other managers don't know you. Asok: That's because you shut me out of meetings and take credit for my work. Boss: That sounds unsolvable.

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Tags honesty, managers & supervisors, secret of success, plan b, two hairballs, business

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Boss: Asok, the secret to success is making your boss look good. Asok: What if my boss looks like two hairballs on an infected bladder? There's no way to make that look good. Boss: You're not off to a strong start. Asok: Please tell me there's a Plan B.