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Friday June 07,
2013
Tags afterlife, death & dying, zombie, truth about afterlife, projecting, curiosity
Transcript
Wulf: I was Schrodinger's cat back in the day. That's why I'm alive and dead at the same time. I know the truth about the afterlife because my dead half told my living half all about it. Do you want to know what happens? Wally: Stop projecting your curiosity on me.
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Thursday June 06,
2013
Tags cats & kittens, physics, famous physicist, zombie
Transcript
Catbert: This is Wulf. He used to work for a famous physicist named Schrodinger. He escaped before the experiment was finished and now he's both alive and dead at the same time. Dilbert: Like a zombie? Catbert: Uh-oh. Wulf: Wow. I have half a mind to be offended by that.
Wednesday June 05,
2013
Tags managers & supervisors, ephermal middel manager, look stupid, business
Transcript
Boss: Say hello to the ephemeral middle manager. But hurry because he won't last long. Dilbert: Hi, I'm... Boss: Now you just look stupid.

