Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday May 02,
2013
Tags conversation, problem, solve, opinion, idiots
Transcript
Dilbert: So that's my problem, and I'm curious how you would try to solve it if you were me. Boss: You actually care about my opinion? Dilbert: Yes, I really do. Wally: Are you any closer to solving your problem? Dilbert: Yup. So far I've eliminated all of the choices that idiots would make.
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Wednesday May 01,
2013
Tags conversation, underlings, charismatic tone, deep voice, confidence, confuse, research, science
Transcript
Boss: Underlings, listen to the charismatic tone of my deep, confident voice! Alice: Should we listen to the content, too, or will that just confuse us? Boss: I'll have to do some research and get back to you.
Tuesday April 30,
2013
Tags comic ends early, embedded punchline, follow passion, joking, made fat, set up, blank frame, sight gag
Transcript
Asok: I tried to follow my passion but it only made me fat. Dogbert: This comic ends early because some idiot embedded the punch line in the setup. Message to Readers

