Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Tuesday April 23,
2013
Tags apathy, marketing guy, customers, write fiction, biographies, daily lives, typical customers, drown in aquariums
Transcript
Marketing Guy: We need to know how our customers live and work. I'd like each of you to write fictional biographies that describe the daily lives of our typical customers. I feel you're not taking this seriously. Dilbert: Most of our customers drown in aquariums. The Marketing Guy. Five Minutes Later.
Monday April 22,
2013
Tags competition (psychology), inventions, decoy
Transcript
Dilbert: My invention will change the world and get me promoted three levels above you. Boss: Haa-chaaa! Sorry. I'm usually more subtle. Dilbert: No worries. This was a decoy.
Sunday April 21,
2013
Tags catch, fall, fall back, frustration, gone wrong, learn trust, lesson, questioning, test fall, tolerate co owrkers
Transcript
Asok: Wally, how can I learn to tolerate my co-workers? Wally: It is time for you to learn about trust, Asok. Let me show you. Turn around. This is called the "trust fall." You fall backward and trust me to catch you... go. Asok: Why didn't you catch me?!!! Wally: It wouldn't be trust if it worked every time. Asok: What kind of lesson is that? Wally: This is how I tolerate my co-workers.


