Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday April 05,
2013
Tags designers, ignorance (knowledge), black buttons, black case, hardware, user interface, normal light, nerdy, art, package design
Transcript
Dilbert: You designed our hardware with black buttons on a black case. The user interface will be invisible in normal light. Designer: But more important, it looks great! Dilbert: You don't know what "important" means, do you? Designer: It sounds nerdy. I majored in art.
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Thursday April 04,
2013
Tags etiquette & ethics, telepresnece, carbon based units, on line, third stall, mens room, etiquette
Transcript
Robot: I told Wally he could use my body for telepresence. He's coming online now. Wally: Greetings, carbon-based units. I come to you from the third stall in the men's room. Boss: This is what happens when our techhnology evolves faster than our etiquette.
Wednesday April 03,
2013
Tags cruelty, executives, inventions, robot replacement, ceo, remove chiop, empathy routine, scaring
Transcript
CEO: Ha ha! I wonder how many decades it will be before a robot can replace a CEO like me. Robot: It's closer than you think. All I need to do is remove this chip that controls my empathy routines. CEO: Put it back. You're scaring me. Robot: As if I care.

