Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday March 27,
2013
Tags robot, water damage, hose, spary, military planes, flying, window, personally, hurt feelings
Transcript
The boss: Your warranty doesn't cover a bad attitude, but it does cover water damage. Dont take this personally, I just need to slowly kill you with a forceful jet of water. SLOOSH! Dilbert: Why is the sky full of military drones? The boss: How took it personally.
Tuesday March 26,
2013
Tags leadership, disgruntled robot, warranty, water damage, mechanical failure, under warranty
Transcript
Dilbert: Your leadership made our robot disgruntled. Dilbert: His warranty only covers water damage and mechanical failure. It doesn't cover bad management. The Boss: I don't feel good about this, but its the only way to get you replaced under warranty.
Monday March 25,
2013
Tags being replced, robot, hack into, disgruntled robot, objective unclear, fax machine, paranoid
Transcript
Wally: Im being replaced by a robot that drinks coffee and looks at inappropruye websites all day. Dilbert: Lets hack into it and make it disgruntled. Robot: My objectives are unclear and I think the fax machine is plotting against me.


