Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday January 26,
2013
Tags charitable organizations, have a dream, recycled software, busy week, recycled, old software, math programs
Transcript
Wally: I had a busy week. I recycled all of our old software and donated the zeroes and ones to math programs in poor towns. My dream is that someday every child will be able to count to one.
Friday January 25,
2013
Tags conversation, engineers, paternity leave, hopsital, hesitate to ask, not helpful
Transcript
Coworker: I assigned three more engineers to help on your project. One is on paternity leave, one is in the hospital, and one doesn't start for another month. If there's anything else you need, please hesitate to ask.
Thursday January 24,
2013
Tags models, out of stiock, credibility, bait and switch, tactics, sales, technology, computer, tablets, business
Transcript
Our model XR35 is the only one that will work in your situation. The other models would be nightmares. Dilbert: Okay, we'll take the XR35. Ted: Opps it appears we are out of stock. Dilbert: This is the part where your credibility comes into question. Ted: Have you looked at ethics's XP9? I think it would be perfect.


