Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday October 04,
2012
Tags elections, online (web) news, patents, libor rates, higgs bison, patent law, electoral college
Transcript
Boss: Here's some news I don't understand about libor rates. Here's some news I don't understand about the Higgs boson. Remind me why we have news. Catbert: I think it has something to do with patent law and the electoral college.
Wednesday October 03,
2012
Tags work ethic, leave early, five minutes, good not great
Transcript
Boss: You did good work this week. I give you permission to leave early today. Dilbert: It's five minutes before my normal quitting time. Boss: Your work was good, not great. Get over yourself.
Tuesday October 02,
2012
Tags engineers, wages, hiring engineers, google, million per year, change the world, average engineer pay, money
Transcript
Interviewee: Google offered me a million dollars a year. What's your offer? Boss: Work for us and you can change the world! Interviewee: Change it how? Boss: By lowering the average pay of engineers. Hiring engineers


