Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Monday September 10,
2012
Tags dating, mobile (cell) phones, humiliation, disrespect, company, relationships, business
Transcript
Dilbert: Do you mind if i check something on my phone? Woman: Why would I mind the humiliation and disrespect of being with a man who prefers the company of his phone? Dilbert: That's the sort of attitude that makes you finish second to my phone.
Sunday September 09,
2012
Tags automobile driving, company car, crazy, data center, directions, gadgets, gps directions, gps navigation system
Transcript
Boss: Take a company car and meet a customer at our data center on Montgomery and Pine. Dilbert: I can't drive to an unfamiliar place with Alice. She'll spend the entire trip arguing with the GPS navigation system. Boss: No one does that. Dilbert: Allow me to demonstrate. My phone says we should take this route. Alice: What?! Is it crazy? We are not taking 880! Change your mind! Change your mind! Change your mind! Dilbert: It gets worse. Alice: If you listen to this liar, I will end you.
Saturday September 08,
2012
Tags amphibians, honesty, inefficient, design, aquarium owner, turtle, filtration system
Transcript
Dilbert: This design would be inefficient. Coworker: How do you know that? Dilbert: Sometimes it's better if the aquarium owner doesn't explain to the turtle how the filtration system works.

