Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday September 07,
2012
Tags twins, meeting, clone, cooler clone, clear view, engine purr, business
Transcript
Tina: Is it awkward being in the same meeting as a cooler version of yourself? Scoot back so I can get a clear view. This guy really makes my engine purr. A little more.
Thursday September 06,
2012
Tags twins, version of dlibert, clone, stylish and cool, math, ugly people, education
Transcript
Boss: Dilbert, this is Lars. He's a better version of you. This is what you would look like if you were stylish and cool and fun to be with. Dilbert: Can it do math? Man: That will matter on the same day that all the ugly people die.
Wednesday September 05,
2012
Tags dating, engineers, framework, allow construction, large scale analytical queries, unstructured data, relationships
Transcript
Tina: So, what do you do for a living? Dilbert: I'm working on a framework to allow construction of large-scale analytical queries on unstructured data. Woman: I'm a little turned on by that. Dilbert: Settle down. It's just a framework.


